can't quite make up my mind, 20,000 stoned ****** hippie student b****** , in close proximity, unless you're the Queen Mum (Jo 'I'm a c****' Whiley) flown in from her Helipad in Hampshire (or some other Home County),   oooorrrrrrr, strawberries & cream and the relaxed pitter patter of balls (that sounds a bit porno doesn't it - sorry)...  well I can't afford either, so I am stuck here making new music, someones got to do it...  My stuff seems to be getting more extreme (thank God), probably as some sort of antidote to the dismalness that surrounds us all...  and as a stockpile for my next album, and assault on the balls.. (pitter patter),,,  any way here is my new RABINDIE track, (R&B and Indie - you're so behiiiind the f*****' times , yaaawwwnnnn... - where's The Queen's Mum , she'll tell you, she created the f*****' genre..)

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Ivory tower

The Nolan's are doing it, everyone's ******' doing it..  I'm sooooooooooooooo bored with Blur's reunion already, is it that the Ape thing isn't working (or monkey or whatever it ******' is ??)  Blur were an aberration, (or ape-eration, [funny huuuuhhh  ??]) first time around - we'd hoped they'd lain down and died, NO, back for the big Cash Cow, what a load if s***'er's...  aren't they all farmers now?, except the Monkey one, you know, Damian double-******' barreled whotsit, well you can take your monkeys, and stick them up your red raw arses, and take your cows as well, take Oasis with you,,  I hated them all first time round, and its even more egregious now....  Festival's...  isn't there some even minded soul in Tehran with a huge nuclear missile lined up on Glasto's, and all the million other festivals that seem to be littering our green & pleasant land;, to do away with the non-subversive, conseravtive supporting little student white middle class b******* who can afford to spend weeks in a tent every year listening to The Prodigy over and over and over and over (even though it's Basement Jaxx on-stage, nobody would know anyway would they, Chemical Brothers, Calvin Harris - its a ****** mystery to me ??)  there's so many I seem to be wiping my bum on 6 bands in a portaloo in my back garden...  personally I'm buying the new DVD release of the original Woodstock, and watching The Who over-and-over-and-over again in a small dark room, continuously until the sun goes down on all Festivals, and phone companies find some other trite crap to sponsor in the hope of patronising a few more gullible stoned students,  BLUR & FESTIVALS , c'mon Armoured Dinner Jacket, press the button..

MS

ads are funny things aren't they, now they seem to be a barrage of completely unrelated crap falling out of the TV, posters, cinema, everywhere, even your mobile phone, its difficult to get away from the junk thrown at you all day.. and no-one is taking any notice anymore are they ? - you can't say that anyone buys anything based on adverts, because its become just a self-perpetuating industry, the advertising giants executives selling a drivel to giant corporations who think they need billion pound budgets to sell their crap... car & phone being the most annoying, along with McDonald's who seem to have gone all wholesome , family like, and fresh food bollocks, trying to disguise the fact that you are eating the back of a cow scraped off a hide somewhere in a dog-dirty slaughterhouse in Vietnam, (go on sue me you c****)... I'm not sure who buys McDonnies these days, gotta be someone out there, I'd rather eat dirt off the street, at least it doesn't get you (so) high.... but, the prize for most annoying rubbish and ‘glad you've done it so it gives me more reason not to buy your products anymore’ is Orange, the monster phone provider thingeys, (actually I don't really know what they do - they're just there to rip you off aren't they ??) their latest advert telling us they will get an AWARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes that's right, you didn't misread it, a f*****' AWARD... that's what they're giving you if you top up your phone... what they actually meant to say is that they are giving you nothing because they are already ripping you off for the extortionate amount of money they take off you for the privilege of making a phone call... so what is this Award ??? a gold-leaf certificate for helping the local needy, or good work in the community... a badge of honour for saving someone's life... no, it is in fact a few f*****' free f******' txts or calls on your phone, yes, that's right, nothing of any worth really, except they have decided to call it an AWARD so they can wrap it up in lovely patronising language trying to make us feel like we are really reaping the benefits from some altruistic Act... C****, that's what they are .... lets get something straight Orange... stick yer f*****' Awards up yer f*****' arse, you ain't foolin' us with yer bullshit language...  I'm hoping for an order of the realm , I'm just topping up now, apparently that's how Cliff Richard got his knighthood, not for dogging little boys in the 1960's (allegedly)

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its happened, I've started my own Bank.  With a start up fund from the government of £250. billion odd anyone can do it ?  why not...???  its a great deal...  a business model made on such huge greed and mismanagement that its guaranteed to lose and burn baby burn...  you can do anything you like with the money, sell loans and mortgages to other banks, who will sell them on, and they'll sell them on, in deals so complex, even they don't know where the money's tied up...   take fantastical bonuses and wages from your company even though you've mishandled it so badly, even the local double-glazing company are laughing at you...  lose everything, it doesn't matter does, because the government will bale you out...  yes, that means the taxpayer will take the brunt,,,  in any other business such levels of ineptness would mean the end, but no, the banks aren't a business are they, they are being rewarded for being useless.. ??  oh, yes they are, I forgot, that means I'll be alright,,,  spend spend spend, good times are round the corner !  even the music business isn't handled this badly... IS IT ???

Oh, there weren't ten tips, sorry, only one,,  write to Gordon Brown , its not my fault is it ?

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I don't really know why it bothers me, its just the way they get away with it, that is, the news that Local Borough Councils in the UK are likely , set, to lose millions as they have invested Council Tax paying citizens money in Icelandic Bank accounts as the credit crunch hits. Its inconceivable how they can take money that's meant to pay for services, Fire Brigade, Police, Refuse collection, constantly cutback on services, and then tell us all that they have billions invested in foreign banks that they are about to lose. This is when bosses are taking record cash payouts... has anyone hear the term 'rip-off'.. simple 2 words, its happening to us, we're being ripped off... How does it feel... is there a revolt in the streets, no, everyone just sits in front of the big-plasma screens, eats more crisps, getting fatter so they can cost the health service more, with ever increasing obesity rates in the country... I don't know how the 2 are related, something about flatulence, obesity, and greedy f****** must relate to Local Councils mustn't it... personally I'm not paying my Council Tax.. Jail at last

on a nicer tone... I am getting radio play at influential Radio, which is great,,, here's my latest report!!

This week we received a spin from KEXP in Seattle WA which is really, really
exciting! They are one of the most influential and important college
stations in the country. We are also seeing a growing number of stations
putting Marshall Star in medium spins. Some of the new stations doing this
include WCFM in Williamstown MA, WFCF in St. Augustine FL, WHUS in Storrs
CT, WMSC in Upper Montclair NJ, WNMC in Traverse City MI, WPTS in Pittsburgh
PA, WVOF in Fairfield CT, WWPV in Colchester CT, WHPK in Chicago IL, KAMP in
Tucson AZ, and many more! TUNE IN ... DROP OUT!!!

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Yep, yep yep yep yep, latest tracks, I guess will be a contender for my next record - The Shape of Things to Come,,,  exciting huh??

The Shape of Things to Come

marshall star

No, not me, ya daft ijdiots...  Peter Mandleson 'Mandy fly me' who would have thought?,,,  the point is, he stayed for 10 days too long, and now its taken him 10 years to get back,,,  a year per day of delay,,  thats a song-title if ever I heard one 'A Year Per Day of Delay', I feel the royalties pulsing through my body, perhaps it should be the Tory campaign song next year...  and here's my 1 line review of the new Kings of Leon record (actually started out as one , but its on a very wide piece of paper)  'Stone Temple Pilots' with the U2 song.  I love his voice, but the albums a bit 'filler' , apart from the single.  I give it 4 stars..  Luv the voice though lads !

XXX

here's my latest chart smash !! well ok, its SCAD Atlanta Radio, but 2 placing in North American Radio charts isn't bad going for a girl who always wears her knickers outside of her skirt ... I know I'm talking gobbledegook, and additionally I haven't been bloggerellos for a long time - but (a) (are you making notes).. I got up at 4 am to get the 5 am train to go to London to get in the queue for the quite scary Russian Consulate Visa application section (too much detail - well hard cheese because I am delirious with tiredness) because I'm going to Russia - yes that's right.. and all things well being I'll put some picis and highlights here,, on the way going to Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia... its probably just the same as Great Britain, but they speak different, but who knows ?? and (b) (following this),, I have been just making music, building my studio, so on, so on... life has to go on without blogging sometimes, its a terrible shame, but f*** it.. While I’m here can I slate a few things?? - The Ting Ting’s new record - what can I say - 1 hit wonder f*****’ dismal, Charlene Spitteri - someone put us out of our f*****’ misery with this woman please - suddenly and luckily her whole musical background is Soul & Tamla, luckily coinciding with the release of a ‘Duffy’ style souley record, even though there wasn’t a brass section in sight over 15 relentless Texas albums.. any more for any more ?? Oh, I keep forgetting, I have to mention Dave Massey (not the successful one - actually the loser one), he’s a pedophile (allegedly) - (that gets me out of any legal wranglings - byzeeeee),, I’ll probably put that thing here from AJ soon when I have time... by-the-by Love the new Pink record - rock On ! and the Kings of Leon,,, you have to trawl through acres of dreadful flatulant R&B in the charts to get to it at the moment but its worth the wait - just bought the album - I’ll be reporting back (bout time they bought my record)

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TOP 30 | Sept. 22, 2008

1.    Delta Spirit - Ode To Sunshine
2.    TK Webb & The Visions - Ancestor
3.    Courtney Marie Andrews - Urban Myths
4.    sBACH - sBACH
5.    Kimya Dawson - Alphabutt
6.    Josh Martinez - The World Famous Sex Buffet
7.    Matt Pryor - Confidence Man
8.    Coast - Expatriate
9.    Azeda Booth - In Flesh Tones
10.  The Sounds of Animals Fighting -
The Ocean and The Sun
11.  Dandy Warhols - Earth to The Dandy Warhols
12.  Marshall Star - Cosmos
13.  Lisa Hake - Tree Over Sea
14.  Birdmonster - From the Mountain to the Sea
15.  Band Marino - The Sea and the Beast
16.  Darker My Love - 2
17.  Amy Ray - Didn’t It Feel Kinder
18.  Jeremy Mesersmith - The Silver City
19.  Bound Stems - The Family Afloat
20.  Jessica Lea Mayfield - With
Blasphemy, So Heartfelt
21.  Midnight Juggernauts - Dystopia
22.  Bigbang - From Acid to Zen
23.  Okkervil River - The Stand-Ins
24.  Dead Confederate - Wrecking Ball
25.  Musee Mecaique - Hold This Ghost
26.  Conor Oberst - Conor Oberst
27.  Aram Danesh & The Super
Human Crew - The Grind
28.  Horse Feathers - House With No Home
29.  Goldcure - Portugese Prince
30.  Universe Narrows - The Little Machine

its nice to be in the charts with COLDPLAY,,,  I just had a phone call from Chris Martin, asking if I could go round and dye Gwyno's hair, but, I said, wot you f***** talking about Chrisso, I ain't a hair dyer, and I'm so f***** ugly today I can't even bear to looksie at myself in the f***** mirror, let alone come round your house or even attend my own birthday party (even though its not my birthday eeerrrmmm..  Chrisso baby)...  and that f***** album of yours its only no. 22 compared with my f***** record which is at no.8 with a bullet, and Chris replied, well I don't care about the WMPG charts because I'm no.1 in my own mind, so f*** off Marshall Star.....  anyway I'm not with Gywnnie any more ,,  coz she's a f***** ****, I'm having an affair with Jo Whiley, so just forget I said anything about the hair thing, coz I was just imagining that in my eerrrmm .. own mind...  I never liked you anyway, you with yeeerr electro blues rubbish and screamy f***** singing..  and one more thing you smelly bag lady pop tart (I had to put the phone down at this point - he was ranting)

WMPG RADIO 200 CHART for CMJ, as reported 9/2/08 by Klarissa Austin, WMPG Rock Director.

1 BLACK KIDS Partie Traumatic
2 SCARLET BLONDE Bedroom Superstars
3 THE FAINT Fasciinatiion
4 WATSON TWINS Fire Songs
5 OKKERVIL RIVER The Stand Ins
6 LADYTRON Velocifero
7 HERCULES AND LOVE AFFAIR Hercules And Love Affair
8 MARSHALL STAR Cosmos
9 SOLTERO You're No Dream
10 CSS Donkey
11 TILLY AND THE WALL O
12 RA RA RIOT The Rhumb Line
13 REDFLECKS They Shiny Part
14 TING TINGS We Started Nothing
15 PASSIVE AGGRESSIVES Conflict Resolution Self-Released
16 DANDY WARHOLS ...Earth To The Dandy Warhols...Beat The World
17 I HEART HIROSHIMA Tuff Teef
18 HIGH DECIBELS HD
19 BECK Modern Guilt
20 EXPERIMENTAL DENTAL SCHOOL Jane Doe Loves Me
21 VIOLENT FEMMES "Crazy" [Single]
22 COLDPLAY Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends
23 FUJIYA AND MIYAGI Lightbulbs
24 CALICO HORSE Mirror
25 MY BRIGHTEST DIAMOND A Thousand Shark’s Teeth
26 CALEXICO Carried To Dust
27 BROKEN WEST Now Or Heaven
28 FADED PAPER FIGURES Dynamo
29 FLEET FOXES Fleet Foxes
30 MAD GREGS Big Nun

the heat seems to be turning up on Radio Play for my record in North America now , its lovely to get support for your music... watching the Mercury Music Awards I am trying to imagine how this reflects anything that is going on in music - what a dreadful and depressing line up,, you wonder how they get to these things... I for one, know, its obligatory to turn up & perform at the Ceremony, as I got the contract they make you sign.. and BURIAL couldn't even be bothered to come along, so are they in breach of contract - will the Mercury's sue - no, of-course not, its all about the money to them,,, it would be right for anyone else to sue the Mercury's though, as someone else could have had the opportunity that Burial turned down.... - its a rubbish and out-of-date record, atmospheric garage rubbish that Kraftwerk would have laughed at 20 years ago, bedroom production.... and as Elbow win, you wonder whether they really need £20,000. prize money ??.. and really is Elbow all we have ?? Where does Alison Krauss come in to all this, I thought she was American, why not have The Raconteurs, and a load of other bands -- where were people like Goldfrapp, you couldn't get away from her in the magazines this year, and yet not a birdy on the Mercury's,,, all bizarre, its obviously all an inside job, just more cynical money making from the majors... Kevin Milburn, the twat in charge of it all should be f***** strung up, the Ceremony looked so amateur, and unglamorous, it had the sheen of my local village hall about it, everything leading to an anticlimax of bombastic overblown and under talented Elbow, this is a band that makes The Specials look glamorous... (you know , as they all wear suits!).. why are lads wearing brown suits and porkpie hats, what does it mean - is it the new Uniform of the tune-bypass generation!!??? and, who, in a few years time will be residing in the same pile as all the other winners over the years , the 'where are they now bin'.. because these are records chosen by hacks and not punters or anyone who knows anything about songs or music - When Simon Cowell's X-Factor is just about the funniest most interesting and entertaining thing on TV you wonder where The Mercury's stands in all this - I reckon about nowhere.. Get Simon judging The Mercury's, you may have a show then... the only one who did anything out of it was Lauren Laverne, as she looked fantastic and glamorous, (but not in a cheesy film star catwalk manner), and thought-on-her-feet as ever.. about the only thing worth watching on it..

PIG WITH LIPSTICK

Obama could be right ?? It was a bit of a faux pas, but you gotta give it to him - he really hates Sarah Palin, and no wonder, what an absolutely reprehensible person she is - I'm trying to think what type of character she may represent in America, they must be out there somewhere ??! Wouldn't it be a terrible world if it were one populated by Sarah Palins, the ironic hilarity being her own daughter’s pregnancy out of wedlock!! She is sorta like Margaret Thatcher with even less humanity. It couldn't happen over here or in France could it ? Ignoramousnesses like Sarah Palin would try to strip women of the right to do what they like with their own bodies, and advocate running around the countryside with guns murdering animals that mean us no harm, can't protect themselves, and have fat chance of escaping the fat greasy hands that pull the triggers on them, then she uses God as an excuse for this murderous activity, as if it were in the Bible or something - they'll find something in there to fit they sick fetishness, but nowhere have I ever seen, ‘take up a gun and run around shooting anything that moves’ in any Bible, and I went to Convent School. And, on to her Politics, she has got there with bullying, Political numbleskullness masquerading as Religious Zealotry, getting many sacked who got in her way through bullying, intimidation, , and all in the name of God. You , me, and Obama, know why she has been put there, because she is Governor of about the only place left in The Americas with any money left lying beneath the ground,, it all boils down to Oil and money,,, Obama hates her, and he may be right.

and the heat is on in my Radio listings, here where its getting played - no mean feat !!

Report: September 8th, 2008   Project: Marshall Star