1, 2, 3, 4, stick your head in the door, 5, 6, 7, 8, brain fell out its too late

so on and so on... I'm on the lorry driver's side, why all Goods came off the railways and went on the roads is a mystery, well its not, its actually Harold Wilson's fault... ******' Labour, couldn't trust them then, can't trust 'em now... there is one thing that I am soooo sure about though, and, that, is, ,,,eeerrr.. Kylie is 40, but, eerr she looks 20, why is this?, all that healthy living, peanuts for dinner every night, must be, that never ending smile, and dogs dinner face, la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la, ... Gordon Brown was in Aberdeen today, or somewhere in Scotland (who cares, the whole place is a ****hole (I know, lived there !!)).. saying, oohhh,, Oil companies are making too much money, so the answer would be, eeerrr , get this everyone , wait for ******' it, no, wait, I SAID WAIT!!,, can they please produce more Oil, yes, that's right, he asked them to produce more.... has anybody told him to tax the ******' Oil companies out of their trillion dollar incomes so that we can put some transport back on the roads, .... Well, I've got a better idea, bring back Horse & Carts where they deserve it, in ******' Scotland, and they can keep that horse Kylie too... as for Gordon ******' Brown, I wish he would stay up there, back to Kirkcaldy for you.. if ever there was a place that deserved to be cut off from the British Isles it was ****** Kirk******'caldy ,, craphole.... hang on I must be able to link Kirkcaldy to Kylie.. how about Kyliecaldy ?? make sense ??

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