dog gone missing in Wyoming

oh my God, help me please.... Alison Krauss & Robert Plant, of course they're shagging, dirty ol' git, after all, what other reason would there be for this intolerable pub Rock (although there isn't a Pub in site on their current tour - so there isn't even that redeeming feature)... the only redeeming feature is that you can get to see the ex-Zep rocker... how they've got away with it I can't imagine... I'm not sure what they're doing, its not musical, not avant garde, no tunes, not rock 'n' roll, not country, not bluegrass, just dreadful pub rock stuff that you'll see in any Pub in East Sussex on a Sunday afternoon, probably played much better, and authentically... horrid.. (I like Zep though - who doesn't ??!)... and on to Santagold... she is the next Missy Elliot isn't she, better change her name and musical direction now before she gets in too deep.. coz' from where I'm standing, weak warbling along to a backing track with 2 mildly 80's automaton style dancers/b.singers, does not an interesting or attractive prospect make... in fact , its more 'tribute' time down the local Pub (Pub theme today!!), someone warbling to 80's backing tracks... this is what they're feeding us... ??!

on to BURMA... what can I say about George Bush , what a ****, I loved it, he said (yes I saw it on teli)... we won't send in Aid to Burma unless they let in our 'Disaster Assessors' , well is that the same 'Disaster Assessors' that did such a good job in New Orleans,.. what an offer , nice guy, can't just give Aid because its the Christian thing to do, he has to give some ultimatums, what a nasty horrible person, .. well we know all know what you're up to Bushey, its called snooping, yes, plain ol' nosey snooping, twitching of the nets, see what Burma are up to while your there.. all you've got to do is have a look at the news and you'll see the devastation, it doesn't take some sneaky little Bush Assessors to work that out.. Oh , I forgot, they don't have any International News on teli in the USA, just some stuff about a dog gone missing in Wyoming... that's why, oh yes, I got it all wrong...

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