FESTIVAS

I just read the depressing statistic that about 12 million people go to Festivals in the UK each year... it can't be for the music can it, after all?, who would pay to see Sigur Rusks,,, no music, no melody, no beat, no lyrics to speak of, well no nothing except they live in an isolated , barely inhabited no-mans-land, where really fishing should have been made compulsory for all inhabitants... that's 12 million times about 100, that's 12 hundred million squiddlies (on average spend of 100 squiddlies per person per festivas), that's a lot of dough,,, think of the joy you could bring to the Sun reading population of Britain if you bombed every Festivas, monkey-ape man would rule, 24 hour Eastenders and football on teli round the clock, sweaty polystyrene football strip t-shirts as mandatory wear,... Oh I forgot, all the football fans are at Festivases now.. ******' bomb them please

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