Glasto's - **** off

Pete Doherty is out in time for Glastonbury, thank ******' christ, I was so ******' concerned, what the **** were we going to ******' do without his inept twaddlings, and hopeless winey singing at this years glasto, a line up so intolerable and uninspired I would like to bomb the ******' place off the earth so I could take out all the white middle class little students on their ******' gap years at the same time... yes, a line up with eerr Pete Doherty, Shakin' Stevens , and someone called Jay, Z although that's not a correct name is it ?? hopefully they'll get him (eerr her ??) muckin' out some cows before hand... no wonder they're taking full page ads in all the papers, they couldn't sell 1 ******' ticket with this sort of line up could they... lets face it, all the middle class twats want is RadioHead , just let them have 'em every year, for christs sake.. you could let Thom Yorke play his solo stuff before they came on - that would take up most of the rest of the day, hopefully a lot of audience would wander off and kill themselves from the ******' wave of depression that came over them, leaving more space for some public displays of self-flagellation later on during the main show.

Glasto's **** off, I hate you... Eavis bird, someone kick her..

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