I hear you on my Radio...

its nice to be in the charts with COLDPLAY,,,  I just had a phone call from Chris Martin, asking if I could go round and dye Gwyno's hair, but, I said, wot you f***** talking about Chrisso, I ain't a hair dyer, and I'm so f***** ugly today I can't even bear to looksie at myself in the f***** mirror, let alone come round your house or even attend my own birthday party (even though its not my birthday eeerrrmmm..  Chrisso baby)...  and that f***** album of yours its only no. 22 compared with my f***** record which is at no.8 with a bullet, and Chris replied, well I don't care about the WMPG charts because I'm no.1 in my own mind, so f*** off Marshall Star.....  anyway I'm not with Gywnnie any more ,,  coz she's a f***** ****, I'm having an affair with Jo Whiley, so just forget I said anything about the hair thing, coz I was just imagining that in my eerrrmm .. own mind...  I never liked you anyway, you with yeeerr electro blues rubbish and screamy f***** singing..  and one more thing you smelly bag lady pop tart (I had to put the phone down at this point - he was ranting)

WMPG RADIO 200 CHART for CMJ, as reported 9/2/08 by Klarissa Austin, WMPG Rock Director.

1 BLACK KIDS Partie Traumatic
2 SCARLET BLONDE Bedroom Superstars
3 THE FAINT Fasciinatiion
4 WATSON TWINS Fire Songs
5 OKKERVIL RIVER The Stand Ins
6 LADYTRON Velocifero
7 HERCULES AND LOVE AFFAIR Hercules And Love Affair
8 MARSHALL STAR Cosmos
9 SOLTERO You're No Dream
10 CSS Donkey
11 TILLY AND THE WALL O
12 RA RA RIOT The Rhumb Line
13 REDFLECKS They Shiny Part
14 TING TINGS We Started Nothing
15 PASSIVE AGGRESSIVES Conflict Resolution Self-Released
16 DANDY WARHOLS ...Earth To The Dandy Warhols...Beat The World
17 I HEART HIROSHIMA Tuff Teef
18 HIGH DECIBELS HD
19 BECK Modern Guilt
20 EXPERIMENTAL DENTAL SCHOOL Jane Doe Loves Me
21 VIOLENT FEMMES "Crazy" [Single]
22 COLDPLAY Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends
23 FUJIYA AND MIYAGI Lightbulbs
24 CALICO HORSE Mirror
25 MY BRIGHTEST DIAMOND A Thousand Shark’s Teeth
26 CALEXICO Carried To Dust
27 BROKEN WEST Now Or Heaven
28 FADED PAPER FIGURES Dynamo
29 FLEET FOXES Fleet Foxes
30 MAD GREGS Big Nun