its a bloody murder

just the usual stuff this weekend, putting up sheds, building extensions, raping & pillaging across East Sussex, well no, not that middle one... I was screaming blue ******’ murder at a murder I read about,,, someone got killed, yes, the usual sort of stuff you expect in the UK now... except, rather unusually , the body turned up on a rubbish tip in Crayford, 155 miles away from where it had been dumped in a waste skip... I know what you’re all saying, Crayford is a dump anyway, so how can you say there is a dump there when its all a dump, eerr , get my drift, its a dump, so there can’t be a dump there as its all a dump,, eerrr, sorry any one out there from Crayford, but you do have to agree, its a shithole... what stumped me short in my panties is , not the eerr killing, blue murder though it was, but the ******’ bloody murder that the local authority in Birmingham had committed by transporting a load of recycling waste 155 miles, yes that's ******’ right,,, they stick their recycling waste on a buggerin’ lorry and transport it more than 300 miles round trip to ******’ recycle it... what a load of old crap all this recycling bollox is, you spend hours sticking it all in the right soddin’ bins, pay a fortune in Council Tax to the rip-off bastards, and they spend a fortune, and siphon a tonne of diesel fuel transporting it across the flippen’ country to stick it in some landfill, think of the dozens of lorries spurting atmosphere eating carbon miles into the stratosphere getting that lot to Crayford, so not only 1 murder, the real murder is the load of sods who are cheating us out of millions for recycling and carbon green taxes to dump this ******’ waste 155 miles from whence it derived, ****’s, I would shoot all of them, and stick them in a landfill in Birmingham, and cover it with cement, where’s Tony Soprano when you need him ??

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