My sights a bit f*****' blurred from sitting too long in a small darkened room

The Nolan's are doing it, everyone's ******' doing it..  I'm sooooooooooooooo bored with Blur's reunion already, is it that the Ape thing isn't working (or monkey or whatever it ******' is ??)  Blur were an aberration, (or ape-eration, [funny huuuuhhh  ??]) first time around - we'd hoped they'd lain down and died, NO, back for the big Cash Cow, what a load if s***'er's...  aren't they all farmers now?, except the Monkey one, you know, Damian double-******' barreled whotsit, well you can take your monkeys, and stick them up your red raw arses, and take your cows as well, take Oasis with you,,  I hated them all first time round, and its even more egregious now....  Festival's...  isn't there some even minded soul in Tehran with a huge nuclear missile lined up on Glasto's, and all the million other festivals that seem to be littering our green & pleasant land;, to do away with the non-subversive, conseravtive supporting little student white middle class b******* who can afford to spend weeks in a tent every year listening to The Prodigy over and over and over and over (even though it's Basement Jaxx on-stage, nobody would know anyway would they, Chemical Brothers, Calvin Harris - its a ****** mystery to me ??)  there's so many I seem to be wiping my bum on 6 bands in a portaloo in my back garden...  personally I'm buying the new DVD release of the original Woodstock, and watching The Who over-and-over-and-over again in a small dark room, continuously until the sun goes down on all Festivals, and phone companies find some other trite crap to sponsor in the hope of patronising a few more gullible stoned students,  BLUR & FESTIVALS , c'mon Armoured Dinner Jacket, press the button..

MS