ORANGE - WHERE'S MY KNIGHTHOOD ??!!

ads are funny things aren't they, now they seem to be a barrage of completely unrelated crap falling out of the TV, posters, cinema, everywhere, even your mobile phone, its difficult to get away from the junk thrown at you all day.. and no-one is taking any notice anymore are they ? - you can't say that anyone buys anything based on adverts, because its become just a self-perpetuating industry, the advertising giants executives selling a drivel to giant corporations who think they need billion pound budgets to sell their crap... car & phone being the most annoying, along with McDonald's who seem to have gone all wholesome , family like, and fresh food bollocks, trying to disguise the fact that you are eating the back of a cow scraped off a hide somewhere in a dog-dirty slaughterhouse in Vietnam, (go on sue me you c****)... I'm not sure who buys McDonnies these days, gotta be someone out there, I'd rather eat dirt off the street, at least it doesn't get you (so) high.... but, the prize for most annoying rubbish and ‘glad you've done it so it gives me more reason not to buy your products anymore’ is Orange, the monster phone provider thingeys, (actually I don't really know what they do - they're just there to rip you off aren't they ??) their latest advert telling us they will get an AWARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes that's right, you didn't misread it, a f*****' AWARD... that's what they're giving you if you top up your phone... what they actually meant to say is that they are giving you nothing because they are already ripping you off for the extortionate amount of money they take off you for the privilege of making a phone call... so what is this Award ??? a gold-leaf certificate for helping the local needy, or good work in the community... a badge of honour for saving someone's life... no, it is in fact a few f*****' free f******' txts or calls on your phone, yes, that's right, nothing of any worth really, except they have decided to call it an AWARD so they can wrap it up in lovely patronising language trying to make us feel like we are really reaping the benefits from some altruistic Act... C****, that's what they are .... lets get something straight Orange... stick yer f*****' Awards up yer f*****' arse, you ain't foolin' us with yer bullshit language...  I'm hoping for an order of the realm , I'm just topping up now, apparently that's how Cliff Richard got his knighthood, not for dogging little boys in the 1960's (allegedly)

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