TEN TIPS TO STARTING YOUR OWN BANK

Oct 13, 2008 at 10:06 AM
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its happened, I've started my own Bank. With a start up fund from the government of £250. billion odd anyone can do it ? why not...??? its a great deal... a business model made on such huge greed and mismanagement that its guaranteed to lose and burn baby burn... you can do anything you like with the money, sell loans and mortgages to other banks, who will sell them on, and they'll sell them on, in deals so complex, even they don't know where the money's tied up... take fantastical bonuses and wages from your company even though you've mishandled it so badly, even the local double-glazing company are laughing at you... lose everything, it doesn't matter does, because the government will bale you out... yes, that means the taxpayer will take the brunt,,, in any other business such levels of ineptness would mean the end, but no, the banks aren't a business are they, they are being rewarded for being useless.. ?? oh, yes they are, I forgot, that means I'll be alright,,, spend spend spend, good times are round the corner ! even the music business isn't handled this badly... IS IT ???

Oh, there weren't ten tips, sorry, only one,, write to Gordon Brown , its not my fault is it ?

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You are almost correct. The only part I dispute is that the music business is handled at least as badly.
Have you ever thought about applying for a position as a revolutionary leader?

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Hi Baria - When the revolution comes this time we'll all be watching it on TV (in the words of Gil Scott-Heron), although I'd like to think I was doing my little bit in my music, etc, but Bono couldn't do anything so how can I ??! its a yay for the music business as well, hence the hemmorhaging of sales, and stars... everything looking gloomy from where I'm sitting - whats a girl to do ????!!! I would be the leader but I'm a coward!!

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