wimbledon versus glastonbury
can't quite make up my mind, 20,000 stoned ****** hippie student b****** , in close proximity, unless you're the Queen Mum (Jo 'I'm a c****' Whiley) flown in from her Helipad in Hampshire (or some other Home County), oooorrrrrrr, strawberries & cream and the relaxed pitter patter of balls (that sounds a bit porno doesn't it - sorry)... well I can't afford either, so I am stuck here making new music, someones got to do it... My stuff seems to be getting more extreme (thank God), probably as some sort of antidote to the dismalness that surrounds us all... and as a stockpile for my next album, and assault on the balls.. (pitter patter),,, any way here is my new track, (R&B and Indie - you're so behiiiind the f*****' times , yaaawwwnnnn... - where's The Queen's Mum , she'll tell you, she created the f*****' genre..)
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Aha! Back again! I missed you! Great to see you back ranting and raving again - and a great sound from that new track by the way. Well done. Can we now assume that The Columbia demos thing is back up and running and start checking Vox again? At least constantly clicking faces on Myspace can come to an end.
I just got back from a month in Africa! Awesome! Not that thats got anything to do with anything. Just wasteful small talk. What else you been up to then? Do you think its worth posting my latest track? (I just finished a sure fire inter galactic mega hit - agaaaain).
I certainly agree with you about these so called festvals. They all suck. Not like the good old days when you weed in your pants and ate the grass. Wait a minute, that was only last weekend. I'm losing it.
MM
I've been here all the ******' time, where the **** have you been you lazy ****, holidays ???, heard the news 'I don't want a holiday in the sun, I want to go to the new Bulsun'...
Not sure about Columbia demos thing, I'm still doing my thing though and my teddies ****** angry at all the ******' festivals, gonna cut someone.. why is it that there are 100,000 bands on, yet if you look at any coverage on teli, its all the same 10 bands, 1 song footage, and 10 hours ******' talking from some muppets waiting to get us to the next batch of adverts.. ****'s, if I see the Prodigy or Calvin Harris once more I'm gonna garrote Edith Bowman..
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M
You go girl! Garrot away! Thats a much neglected murder technique in these hi tech times. Good to see someone still supportive of the ancient arts. By the way, I think your asterisk key is stuck.
Much love
MMxx