woolworth's smoolworth's

I've got to 'Big-Up' crap wholesaler Woolies, after all, when you need some cheap plastic tat, and a load of cut-price Easter Eggs, where do you go ? Has anyone noticed that they have (of-late) taken the stack-em-high-knock-em-out mantra to heart, advising themselves, they have increased all their aisle display units by about 20 foot, so you can't see over them any more, and the whole place feels like some sort of retail prison with walls so high you may never get out, and forever be in a pink and Cadbury penance... without doubt they have produced the funniest and cheapo-est TV adverts of all time, no surreal images of someone on a beach or a car being bombed by bricks, selling something completely unrelated for them... but, 2 furry hilarious puppets in a knock-em-out style Generation Game type programme, they deserve their own series these 2... Woolies certainly know their Public, gone are the days of humungous profits from penny plimsoles coz every kid in the country was required to have them for PE ! They know they can only make their money by selling every pound-shop style piece of crap available from China, and they have adverts to match, well done Woolies, hate yer shop, love yer ads, I could watch them all day...

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