we're all in the wrong business aren't we ?? if only I'd gone to Iraq when I was 3 years old and bought a load of land for sixpence because I'd be a billionaire now, selling petrol to people for outrageous Rip-Off prices.. because Shell have just been announced as the biggest rip-off buggering company in the UK, raking in billions this year by ripping off the Public , selling Oil back to them, that belonged to them in the first place, because after all, don't we all own the World around us?, and how much does it cost to dig a hole, let it spurt out, and thin it down a bit so you can put it in your petrol tank ?,,, about tuppence per litre, then the government take a huge wodge in Tax, then the rest goes to Shell in profits... ****'* ,, it won't be long before the Air is being sold back to us, ... and when you see Paula Radcliffe running in Beijing with a breathing mask on, that day won't be long....
by-the-by, you can all start downloading my album exclusively at cdbaby here's the link (with high quality mp3 tracks)
http://cdbaby.com/all/kwesisharp , and those in the USA / Canada can buy the special edition CD there with high gloss card insert (made from Oil!!!)
official release April 2008
not the usual depressing and lowlife ranting from me today, as I have the wondrous news that UK prisons are full the overflowing and Jack Straw(hair) said this-morning on the radio that we won't be opening USA & French style warehouse typeeee prisons here, and apparently (yes you heard this right !!!) there will be "public consultation" on what is needed,... well I'm Public and you're not asking me Jack - I do know who you will be asking though, some quango that you set up made up of people you employ who share your same views... because this Public person says, lock-em-up in B&Q or PC World warehouses, throw away the ****** key, and blast it off the planet into the stratosphere where they can bash each other up and suffer the pain & fear they have put others through.... - because as someone who has had a despicable crime committed against me and my family I want ****** revenge, yes, painful and long servitude in dismal dark solitude for those who strip the human rights and humanity out of those who have decided to live their lives without hurting anyone - or at least hard labour picking up litter on the sides of roads, (chain gangs are underrated!)... so **** Jack Straw and **** the Prison system to overflowing - they'll all be out in a week anyway, coz' their Human Rights have been abused coz' they were refused their GameBoy in Prison ! **** off...
I don't usually have much (or anything) very good to say about SONY / BMG on these pages, since they own it all, we are all their paymasters (or are they our paymasters, not sure ??!), but what a ****** monster this new SONY VEGAS platinum software is I got! I wouldn't normally bang on about the technical stuff... you know nerdy nerdy, its a bit like looking at those endless self-help pages on Microsoft, or iPlod (designed to break).... pointless, they sell this stuff for a fortune , with a load of inherent problems, let the public road-test it, and then write some simple software to fix it after everyone's moaned about it for 2 years (Apple - they're ****'* as well), but , I don't really have much good to say about Sony (except thanks for the cheque lads!!)... I got a camcorder at XMAS (I bought it!), and with it came this free software, and I am just learning how to use it, but what a monster it is !! apart from the fact that I will need a faster computer to handle the humungous video files I keep filming.... Sony I love you, but only for a day... (maybe if they gave away free software with some of their useless CD releases they might be able to shift some music)
XXxxx
I heard a Mary J Blige track whilst in Superdrunk the other day whenst buying tampons (for all those of you who thought I had ceased ******* menstruation!)... it sounded cack, that is the problem with Mary J, a brilliant and inspired artist, whist we (British) endlessly bang on about no-hoper Winehead and her **** rehab crackhead crappers (for Christ sake overdose - so do us all a ****** favour), we have absolute pure genius talent like Mary J, multiple billion seller, and all round nice person.... yes, the song I heard was really R&B by numbers, but when I saw her on Jonathan Ross last night, what a brilliant and inspired performance, makes our (Britain's) endless lame and hopeless load of indie ****** look like an endless and talent-less load of songless *******, so she may not be consistent material wise, but wow, what a killer performance.... genius... great band, amazing backing singers, (when the backing singers are better than our hopeless and tedious load of imitators - like eerrr Joss ****** Stone it makes you wonder what we’re doing - too much stage school [Kooks?!], and not enough discipline & talent)... move over Simon Cowell, Mary J is gonna walk all over you big ***** mouth, and I’m next in line...
I saw this huge banner on a Bus in Hastings yesterday, I wasn't on the Bus, otherwise I couldn't have eeerrr seen it, unless I saw it when I got on Bus, but as it was on the side I may not have had enough perspective as the Bus approached,,, anyway, back to the ****** banner (stop distracting me you *****)... I can't remember exactly what it said, but it was some very expensive and patronising humungous ****** campaign by British Gas, yes purveyors of Rip-Off energy for the masses, whom, before the whole industry was ****** up by Thatcher, and then Blair, so they could cream off trillions in rip-off taxes and prices supplying something that already belongs to us all, just for sending it down a decrepit and broken load of pipes to our houses , which they don't even repair any more, and now all the ******* companies are owned by the French & the Germans, so they aren't even employing The British anymore to supply our own Gas to our own homes, .... and where the **** did all that Gas and Oil go from Scotland,,, certainly not into our National Grid.......................... and so, back to the Banner.... can't remember exactly what it said, but it was what it implied that was more dangerous and disgusting,,,, this rubbish about ... if you have a higher green rating in your home, they will charge you less.... so what does that mean exactly,,,,, will they come round your ****** broken down bedsit, decide there's no lagging on your broken down old water tank, then start ripping you off for more money coz you're already poor and can't afford their Rip-Off energy prices, and can't get your ageing tank renewed (who would ??!), or, possibly even worse, they are saying that you will be charged less if you use less energy,,, yes, that is what it is.... turn your heating down 1 degree and save six ****** pence, coz they're telling you to.... what I say is start ripping up the ****** pavements, dig up their ****** pipes, and set light to the whole lot so they burn like the oil thats burning in constant fires is Iraq, coz insurgents keep setting light to them - the ****** Americans aren't telling you about that are they.....
what a hopeless waste of time all this global environmental green crap is,,, now,,,,, don't get me wrong, I still guiltily try and do my bit, you know, walk to the bustop instead of running, blahblah,,, but I have realised it is just a ruse to take more ****** money off us all, after all you can't do anything about Global warming can you?... every-time you see pictures of China on teli, it is completely immersed in a pollution mist, a bit like our smog in the industrial revolution, and whilst Brown is running around with his pants down asking everyone to turn off a light bulb, or we'll be taxed heavily for not doing so, India and China are spewing out billions of tonnes of polluting waste... what we can save won't make 1 iota of difference, bring on Global warming, I'm waiting for the ****** meltdown so I can see an end to Kylie, Robbie, Simon Cowell, and reality ****** TV. What makes me laugh is that we raped the countryside in the UK, polluted the planet like it was a new Stella McCartney fashion range, and now we're going round telling China and India to 'shut it',,,, what a load of patronising tossers we are... no wonder China just tells everyone to **** off...
Currently I'm listening to The Ruts !
Really the USA should have known better, its a bit like going out with an old boyfriend, (or girlfriend), its never going to be the same, yet the Americans never seem to learn, are they all a bit like Homer Simpson?, where he keeps on opening the joke spring snakes, thinking they're a jar of peanuts, immediately forgets, then does it again... voting in Bush, then going into another War, just like eerrr, voting in Bush and going into another War... ****** jokers, I'm not surprised they are going into financial meltdown, and who ****** cares , not I.. the only thing to regret is dumbo, greedy wee ******* Blair, following like a big Rat, following the Rat catcher.... Well, what can I say, really they should be fighting in the streets, demonstrations, revolution.... as long as they're getting fuel for those big Cars they all drive around for next to nothing they don't care ,,, thick or what ?... and on, to Amy Winehouse, slurping Crack Cocaine on teli, I love it, c'mon Amy, got any for me... apparently it nourishes the vocal chords, better idea, have you tried injecting, then, please give it a go, and while your at it, try overdosing, coz' if I see you on the ****** News, or in the papers once more !!!!!! Are there no other singers out there, I'm so bored with the USA (& Amy).
Tomorrow, 'rip-off Energy companies',,, British Gas, I'm watching you!!!!
all right, lets talk about that **** Brown, running around China with super-rich Mike Oldfield purveyor Richard Branson (why did you drop The Members - they were really good (actually they were ***** - Nicky Tesco are you reading) - *** **** Music Week, lame load of tripe ??!), what exactly is Brown ****** doing... I know exactly what he's doing, he's bigging himself up and getting loads of money for himself, just as that sell-out ******* Blair is doing now... do you think any of your Labour predecessors would have ****** around with the Chinese with their disgusting Human Rights abuses records, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.... ... so what's going to happen with Northern Rock, yes the hopeless Bank that we're all paying for now, yes, millions in Taxpayers money propping up hopeless inept Bankers , whilst fat-cat bosses cream off billions in bonuses for letting a bank go to the wind.... who'll lose out - the British Public, whilst you and Branson run around China with your **** pants down bumming each-other up the arse-bum working out exactly how much money you can make out of other's misfortunes.... go on, **** the lost of you, stay in China, and keep that ******** Peter Jones over there with you, yes, I've seen pictures of you together all tonguey kissing... as the Chinese put people in Prison who have demonstrated against losing their homes to make way for the new Olympic Stadium, and they open a coal fired power station every week, to churn out their billions of bits of plastic crap to sell to the western world, Brown is flouncing around in a chiffon dress with Branson & Jones ... **** the lot of you...
by-the-by ... did I hear that Robbie Williams has been dropped??, thank Christ for humanity !
Yes, and I've just heard they are making Cookery compulsory on schools again, after taking it off the curriculum 20 years ago, because nearly a quarter of British kids are such huge massive lard buckets, well, what a ****** surpise, kick me with a ****** donkey burger, whilst half the people on the planet are living off less than a dollar a day, they’re bringing back ****** tea cake afternoons in Comprehensives to stop obesity.. I have a better idea, take the lard-arsed kids and line them up and blah blah blah - you get the idea anyway....
Yes, I've gone and done it, Countdown to Ecstasy, no-one else was going to fly me Club Class, and put me up in the best l'hotel, so I did it myself, of course its the sort of self indulgence I'm always claiming that everyone else gets up to, and the cost may be prohibitive even to me... but I just gawn and bought tickets to see Aretha Franklin at Radio City Music Hall in New York, and corresponding flights.... what a ****** mind-blower, yes, I'm going to fly to the USA to see Aretha Franklin, well, you only live once... what can I say... only that I can tell you all about it, and any of my Voxererello pals who may be there can meet me (not).... my only excuse is that she won't fly, and won't leave the USA, so, what can you do ???? watch this space... p.s. If I see 1 more 'next Amy Winehouse' quote for another girl singer in the press I'm going to puke... There are dozens of singers that would poo on Amy Winehouse in the USA, Fergie, Jill Scott, Mary J, etc, etc, etc **** Amy Winehouse, and all the ****** hopeless fatty arse wannabees... with any luck I may lose my passport and stay in the USA, will Hilary want me
don't you want me baby, don't you want me ooohhh,, oh, oh oh (Phil, where are you)
XXX
I'm BACK !!!!!! you dirty lot of *******, well, what news, I moved (now in East Sussex... oooohhh aaarrrr), I had arguements with many more people about eeerrr... boadband set up, phone lines, customer services, not letting people out of Jail who have murdered someone (eerr, why are criminals getting a couple of weeks in Jail, here, then given a months holiday somewhere I can't possibly afford to go ??? - because their Human Rights have been abused, booo hooo, I'm so ****** sorry for the little *****, who have taken someones life away, ripped the Human Rights out of some poor family, sob ****** sob - whats wrong with this country, when did we become so namby friggin' pamby),
WELL NOW I'M BACK, I'M COMIN' TO GET YOU, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, I'M HERE BEHIND YOU ! which leads me on neatly my new album a bitter and dolesful work of love lost, retribution, suicide, lament, and 'avin' it large in a hellhole style hall in Pontypridd with 2000 other pissed up ravers, no ignore that last one, my album is much deeper than that! Of-course I am expecting you all to support new music, put your money where you soul is and cough up for some tracks when it comes out in April, actually it is really a stunner, and I know you're all going to love it.... I have taken possession of the CD's, sprightly in their cellophane wrappings, and it will be available in nice shops, and of-course on the webulike, and I guess I'll be bullying y'all daily with my tales of sorrow and Paganism in East Sussex from now on in !!!! so as Gary said (have I said this before) I'm BACK !!!!! Bloggerellohellooosssss
by-the-by I love that new WHO documentary DVD, and I'm working my way through the life's work DVD of Jean Luc Godard ******' brilliant
Loved that 2000 people sacked from EMI, they're goin' down' , they should drop Robbie Williams and Kylie first, preferably from the roof of Manchester Square... has anyone noticed that Gwen Stafany's records now sound the same as Kylie's and Rhianna's and about 6 other Acts, its absolutely bizzarrooo
Love meeeeeee'sssss
MARSHALL STAR
p.s my album will be available for download at Orchard, MSN, CD Baby, Rhapsody, & usual stuff...
all complaints to me at marshallstar@blahdeblahdeblah
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