well I return from a 2 week sojourn in the USA, nothing to do with music, but hey, you have to do something else with your life sometimes... what can I say, mind blowing would be an understatement... I was pretty relieved to get home, no hyped up super turbo charged TV, our adverts seem like Shakespeare compared with the constant barrage of American TV. The vastness of the country seems to engender a small-mindeness in people, and fat, I thought England was becoming obese, but fat like it was an Olympic entry requirement.. I was thankful for a dry biscuit and a cup of Typhoo when I got home... there is so much wrong with America it seems the wrong is now overtaking the right, my America of Chuck Berry and all night food purchase seems to be smaller consolation for the omnipresence of economic downturn, the abject poverty caused by a retreating dollar.. Iraq, a numskull President... no amount of stunning vast wilderness country and unbelievable beauteous National Parks and free open opportunity can make up for the big black hole of greed and American Idol bombardment,,, America, you can ******’ keep it, I’ve got the Archers, and a quiet little bedsit with The Rolling Stones and The Scars and a little Island that doesn’t make you feel like a lost soul in a huge planet.. sorry America, you’re gone, baby gone.. and Art, I went to the Guggenheim, ******’ crap, was I the only one asking for my money back and complaining, security following me around incase I touched anything, The Tate Modern pisses all over the Guggenheim, I bought New York Time Out to see what was ‘happening’, it was barely readable the writing was so bad, are 3 year olds writing this stuff ?? This is one lost and struggling continent, and music, ***** up, collegiate ‘by numbers’ indie, The Wombats come back , all is forgiven.
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Like Janet Street-Porter said, everyone revolt, oh, well OK, she is too literate to say anything like that, but that's what she means, everyone is too ****** comfy cosy, tucked up with their widescreen teli's, and iPLODS, iPHONES, and ****** myspcace,cok, and Bebo.con (just bought by AOL for 50 trillion dollars), doesn't it all depress you sooo much. Nobody is saying anything, no-one is saying anything in music, where's the ****** revolution, John Lennon is turning in his grave as SONY / BUMG are about to unleash the Beatles catalogue into adverts and general sync degradation, , Help! I need some make-up, Help! not just like Revlon Roll On, ... well not me, I'm not turning over, I'm not lying down, its a one-man(wo) revolution. As Chris Morrison, Uber - Manager of Blur, and ex-manager of Thin Lizzy, Ultravox, and other Rock giants just said, A lot of his acts would be no. 1 for a year with the amount of singles sales new artists are making to get to No.1 , and we're being told Duffy is popular... someone shoot the Runner (thanks Kasabian)... Just so you (??) know I'm doing something and not just sitting here moaning I have just written to the Prima Minister et all about sentencing in this country (i.e. the lack of it) coz the Prisons are full up !!! Is no-one else bothered about this, in the 1300's the peasants would be revolting about this... of course I have obliqued my address, just incase there are any postmen out there reading who wanted to take up crime again after being let out of Jail for murder after 2 weeks and given a cushdee job on the Post, then to come round and rob and murder me whilst in my cosy comfy bed.. I'm off next week to New York to see Aretha Franklin so don't expect anything from me then!! If you want to meet me I'll be at the .... Hotel BYYYEEEEEE
All those 'olden's' predictions are coming true, Johnny Lydon, the superGod of 16 PIL albums and the heroic Metal Box, once said it, now its my turn. 'THE FEELING', what a dreadful state of affairs, take the worst bits of the Buggles, Supertramp, Leo Sayer, Elton John, Eagles (don't get me wrong - I love all these bands), a covers band who have just been playing to the super-rich in Alps Ski-resorts (no different then), ask Jo Wiley to put them on her show, and wham-bam, you got the next contenders for 'drain all the soul out of music and replace it with bits from these previously mentioned bands', the Feeling, I ****** hate them, am I alone now - yes probably, please back to the Ski Resort boys and take Jo Winey with you..
by the way Jo, while we're at it, your the only person on Radio 1 I didn't send my CD to, I don't care that no-else plays it, as long as you, or your producer don't get one, thats all that counts - actually thinking about it Jo probably discovered The Feeling whilst ski-ing with her super-rich buddies in the mountains, christ I wish there had been an avalanche........
I know nothing really matters and we're all pawns in the tossing of the seas of life, or some rubbish like to that, but, you have to wonder what gives in the feiry arse of the Earthosphere that is the bum-'n'-hole buddering that is the unworthy charmless music business when Madgonna gets a prize and inducted into the Rock 'n' Roll hall of fame... like Pete Towshend said, where is the hall ?? yes, I want to go and have a look in the Hall, coz' I bet Annie Lennox loves sharing it with Madgonna, and what about true rock 'n' roll heroes like Chuck Berry, and Keith Richards, so they want to be in there with Madgonnas, I think not... like Joan Jett said , everything 'Raaawwwks now', even the lamest tripe like Britterney,,, beam me up..
i was just reading about Leona Lewis, actually an interview with her Dad, who says she is living in a 1 bedroom flat in Hackney, whilst I realise a 1 bedroom flat in Hackney could be quite desirable these days it does make you question the ideals behind the million pound advance she has had,,, the record company (SONY BUMG ?? Simon 'Karaoke' Cowell) loan her a million quid, then nick it back off her to pay for recording / video / promotion, a few clever bits of crooked accounting, child labour style contracts, mixed in with some exploitation, and the fact that she was never a newcomer since she went to the swish stage school 'Brit School' preening her for fame, and what do you have, corruption, rip-off of epic proportions, and some shiny turd of records that are blown in the water by artists like Jill Scott, Amy Winehouse, Chaka Khan, Fergie... , so when everything is paid for, cross-collateralized, and all the managers, lawyers, Simon (Karaoke) Cowell, and SONY BUMG have been paid, what will she be left with if they can't break her somewhere, nilch.. the terrible and shocking thing about all this, is that she could have been developed, recorded, video'ed for a tenth of that, and a dozen other talented bands could have been invested in, distributed, and published, and then still give £100,000. to charity - they are ******* of the n'th degree, quite why these labels are doing business in this way in the 2000's is reprehensible, and why no-one has the guts to stand up to mother fixated insulting baby Simon (Karaoke) Cowell is beyond comprehension.
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the only decent thing they ever did was that fan club freebie, what was it ? something about space?, originally done by the chubby UK indie act, you know the loser - oh it escapes me now, was it Plastic Bertrand?... but hey, as Morrissey said (owner of cut-price superstores Morrison's of course), 'Modern Life is Rubbish', and its turning out to be a bit of a prediction from what I can tell, 5 years of killing and abuse in Iraq, rip-off on global scale, all endorsed by rip-off governments who lie, cheat and cheat some more... then I find out the antidepressants were placebo's - what's left, Gold coloured middle-aged superbores on the front of magazine Q, what next ??! and Kylie - for gawd sake REM's have some self-respect..
fans , fans , what can you do ?? Here's one for Dave T, and MM, just had this from FBI Radio in Sydney, who hopefully are playing / 'paying for' my tunes right now, so get down there in the sun / surf, listen, request & vote !
" Dear Marshall Star ,
Congratulations, your cd has been passed onto Mornings which is the most appropriate show for your tunes. "
I've never been on a 9 - 12 slot before, usually just the 3 am slot when nobody's listening, and the DJ is some **** anyway, on radio locaalll,, what next , the sycophantic fat-boy Chris Moyles, well hope so, I'd love to kick his fat tummy.. ROCK ON!!
and I was just reading that new EMI Head Honcho, biz venture capitalist is axing all the A&R jobs as he thinks they are overindulgent fattoes, leeching of the labels, with no knowledge of music, or business, ABOUT ****** TIME !! If I can get played on the same Radio Stations as new Domino releases from Arctic Monkeys, so on, what's is the fleppin point in A&R people, they used to find songs, produce, nurture and direct talent, they were entrepreneurs, mavericks what exactly do they do now? gaze hopefully at mySpace.cok and uTube all day? - its a mystery.. a shot in the dark, a big question mark, they're
history..I was just reading that 1 in 10 adults (over 17 yrs), is banged up in the USA !!!!!, yes that's right, 1 in 10 people are in prison, and States are struggling to cope financially, and apparently 1 in 9 of those are black men... that's sort of an unbelievable figure.... something is going wrong somewhere, what's the reason?... I was just watching a thing on these 'pro-life' people, who want to execute doctors, and execute women who take some control or choice in their lives and have abortions... shouldn't they all be locked up instead... yes they're locking up the wronguns, lock up the pro-lifers please and let everyone else out... what can I say about a nation that sells automatic weapons in wal-mart, and then locks up people for running around shooting people, ironic... ban the NRA, lock up the pro-lifers, and put George Bush at the head of the queue... its a strange thing these 'pro-lifers'... (usually ex-members of the Klu Klux Klan), what if they help a lady to give birth instead of having an abortion, then that child goes on to become a qualified doctor who gives abortions, isn't there some sort of quandary, a chink in their thinking, as they want to execute the very child that is the result of 'pro-life' answer me that !!
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its inconceivable really, what is happening, why, and why and why and flippen why did Take That reform, nobody liked them first time round except some girls who hadn't yet reached puberty and probably never would, and ofcourse, predictably, we found that they all went straight to the menopause, Take That reformed, and the old birds who liked them first time round - well that's tiring explaining, you get the picture - yes we see... is this the future, is this the hellish future that the music business intend for us Jed ??!! and Indie-twat, is this all there IS??!! the amount of stuff going on, and Take That the uncool turds of all time get 3 Brits, something about best Band eerrr ?? best album .. eerrr ?? is there nothing else, is this what we have to offer to the world?, do you people at SonyBumg have a mirror in your offices, well take a look in it, is there a reflection - no, thought not... well on lighter note I saw this brilliant and excellent thing in the local rag, what can I say irony heaped upon irony, a comedy, surely shirley ??
so flippen’ innovative I want to blow my fleppin’ brains out, its only pop music, but has anything superseded this, I don’t think so... I just got Bowie’s Platinum 4 Cd set , every tracks a monster theme tune to a generation, with constantly shifting walls, image, can this ever be beaten, well its not at the moment, its so searing its Heavy Metal... you can’t really believe he even managed to top the charts with this stuff its so outrageous, it will still burn your mind out, and these are only the hit singles!!! what about the amazing albums like, ‘Low’, ‘Diamonds Dogs’, It makes me wanna pack my bag and get to the hut and play an acoustic guitar til the sea eats me up... how do bands like the Kooks stand it, making those little Bowie-esque ditties, then listening to ‘Changes’ to see how its really done, I’m surprised they don’t wanna kill themselves, although we all wish they would - so take my ruddy advice - for what's its worth, burn Sugarbabes and Oasis, let them burn in hell, do 1 second like Bowie and you may have lived some sort of life
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