17 posts from May 2008

I just read the depressing statistic that about 12 million people go to Festivals in the UK each year... it can't be for the music can it, after all?, who would pay to see Sigur Rusks,,, no music, no melody, no beat, no lyrics to speak of, well no nothing except they live in an isolated , barely inhabited no-mans-land, where really fishing should have been made compulsory for all inhabitants... that's 12 million times about 100, that's 12 hundred million squiddlies (on average spend of 100 squiddlies per person per festivas), that's a lot of dough,,, think of the joy you could bring to the Sun reading population of Britain if you bombed every Festivas, monkey-ape man would rule, 24 hour Eastenders and football on teli round the clock, sweaty polystyrene football strip t-shirts as mandatory wear,... Oh I forgot, all the football fans are at Festivases now.. ******' bomb them please

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I've got to 'Big-Up' crap wholesaler Woolies, after all, when you need some cheap plastic tat, and a load of cut-price Easter Eggs, where do you go ? Has anyone noticed that they have (of-late) taken the stack-em-high-knock-em-out mantra to heart, advising themselves, they have increased all their aisle display units by about 20 foot, so you can't see over them any more, and the whole place feels like some sort of retail prison with walls so high you may never get out, and forever be in a pink and Cadbury penance... without doubt they have produced the funniest and cheapo-est TV adverts of all time, no surreal images of someone on a beach or a car being bombed by bricks, selling something completely unrelated for them... but, 2 furry hilarious puppets in a knock-em-out style Generation Game type programme, they deserve their own series these 2... Woolies certainly know their Public, gone are the days of humungous profits from penny plimsoles coz every kid in the country was required to have them for PE ! They know they can only make their money by selling every pound-shop style piece of crap available from China, and they have adverts to match, well done Woolies, hate yer shop, love yer ads, I could watch them all day...

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so on and so on... I'm on the lorry driver's side, why all Goods came off the railways and went on the roads is a mystery, well its not, its actually Harold Wilson's fault... ******' Labour, couldn't trust them then, can't trust 'em now... there is one thing that I am soooo sure about though, and, that, is, ,,,eeerrr.. Kylie is 40, but, eerr she looks 20, why is this?, all that healthy living, peanuts for dinner every night, must be, that never ending smile, and dogs dinner face, la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la, ... Gordon Brown was in Aberdeen today, or somewhere in Scotland (who cares, the whole place is a ****hole (I know, lived there !!)).. saying, oohhh,, Oil companies are making too much money, so the answer would be, eeerrr , get this everyone , wait for ******' it, no, wait, I SAID WAIT!!,, can they please produce more Oil, yes, that's right, he asked them to produce more.... has anybody told him to tax the ******' Oil companies out of their trillion dollar incomes so that we can put some transport back on the roads, .... Well, I've got a better idea, bring back Horse & Carts where they deserve it, in ******' Scotland, and they can keep that horse Kylie too... as for Gordon ******' Brown, I wish he would stay up there, back to Kirkcaldy for you.. if ever there was a place that deserved to be cut off from the British Isles it was ****** Kirk******'caldy ,, craphole.... hang on I must be able to link Kirkcaldy to Kylie.. how about Kyliecaldy ?? make sense ??

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the smell of barbecues, or young people roasting on the knife,, another B(l)ank Holiday, another bunch of stabbings in the UK, including a young actor ,.............. feet up, with the kids, barby sizzling, Bond films on teli, oh, wrong country ,,, rain , floods, stabbings, ****** UK, and now all the lorry drivers are out blockading because of extortionate taxes, extortionate Oil company profits, and the French driving over here with 2 petrol tanks, modified lorries so they can drive further on cheapo French fuel... *****'s the lot of them, including the self-destructing kids,,,, it is quite a good form of abortion, (bit late when they're eerrr 14 years old), but we'll thank them for it one day..

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no its not ******' me, although I feel 80 some days, but super uber American literary legend & commentator, Author, etc, Gore Vidal, he would be a Sir, or something if he was English..  saw him interviewed last night on his 80th Birthday, god he gave 'em some stick, slating Bush, and pretty well everyone, he's irreverent, and ready to kill, gotta big him up, I'm hoping I may be a little like him one day,,,  well done Gore ...  popem by for a cuppa some time.. go Gore, go Gore

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food prices are rocketing in the UK, as news comes of a young girl who just died from starvation because of neglect by her parents, yes this is the UK, not a third world battle zone... apparently food prices are rocketing in the UK, and have gone up about 20% this year... and still the Supermarkets are raking in trillions in profits... I just heard that 1.3 million tiny little pots of yoghurt are thrown away each and every day in the UK... I'm not surprised, as soon as people see the slops that pass as yoghurt, so packed full of sugar and additives as to be on a level playing field with well eerr the pot that they come in, that, they chuck it in the bin in horror,... but, that's not the reason really is it ? They are just past their 'sell-by' date, even though we all know that Yoghurt is so packed full of rubbish that it will be here long after our demise.. it makes one wonder where it all goes, that's 7 million odd a week, 30 million a month, so on.... that's a lot of plastic & yoghurt to put in a land-fill, its really shocking... As prices rise perhaps people will stop buying this rubbish, or even stop going to the Supermarkets, ...  all these figures are completely shocking and quite depressing, so much waste, supermarkets making so much money, and kids starving to death...  whats has it all come to?..

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I have to talk eerrr... write about the R1 Big Weekend, well I should call it the R1 big 'toss-off', or R1 big 'Rip-Off' , was it free?, I doubt it, but since we are all paying ten trillion ******' squiddlies a year to pay a bunch of BBC super-exec's humungous bonuses and add on Jonathan Ross's squiddillions, they shoulda been paying us to go shouldn't they?... the only reason I talk about it, coz after all, no-one gives a toss do they ?? !!, is, that, it was on my doorstep, well not exactly on it, as they probably wouldn't have had room for the lighting rig,, but quite close... Madonna wanted to stay with me, but there was no room for all her guitars, because yes, she is a ******' guitar player now, many years spent on the road in Rock 'n' Roll bands, then her time spent jamming with ACDC, Neil Young and Jimmy Page has meant she has ditched the disco queen of old, coz she's taking up The Blues in her later years, yes the latter part of her life will be spent treating us to the back catalogue of Robert Johnson at the ******' Crossroads, whence she made a pact with the devil and decided it was the best way to mature in a dignified manner, without the need for facial & body enhancing (?) surgery, coz when you play the Blues, its OK to be old.. hence,,, (stay with me)... her 9 song long set, and 2 hours spent changing guitars between numbers,... no, not for her the 1 guitar gig like her counterparts Coldplay, Radiohead, and eerrr ,, The Kooks, she needed 20 or was it 30,,, it was infact a guitar for every chord strummed... great idea, ditch the electro disco of late and get into guitar rock, its what we've all been ******' waiting for, thanks a bunch Madonna, next time your not welcome in Kent, and leave your ******’ guitars at home..

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just the usual stuff this weekend, putting up sheds, building extensions, raping & pillaging across East Sussex, well no, not that middle one... I was screaming blue ******’ murder at a murder I read about,,, someone got killed, yes, the usual sort of stuff you expect in the UK now... except, rather unusually , the body turned up on a rubbish tip in Crayford, 155 miles away from where it had been dumped in a waste skip... I know what you’re all saying, Crayford is a dump anyway, so how can you say there is a dump there when its all a dump, eerr , get my drift, its a dump, so there can’t be a dump there as its all a dump,, eerrr, sorry any one out there from Crayford, but you do have to agree, its a shithole... what stumped me short in my panties is , not the eerr killing, blue murder though it was, but the ******’ bloody murder that the local authority in Birmingham had committed by transporting a load of recycling waste 155 miles, yes that's ******’ right,,, they stick their recycling waste on a buggerin’ lorry and transport it more than 300 miles round trip to ******’ recycle it... what a load of old crap all this recycling bollox is, you spend hours sticking it all in the right soddin’ bins, pay a fortune in Council Tax to the rip-off bastards, and they spend a fortune, and siphon a tonne of diesel fuel transporting it across the flippen’ country to stick it in some landfill, think of the dozens of lorries spurting atmosphere eating carbon miles into the stratosphere getting that lot to Crayford, so not only 1 murder, the real murder is the load of sods who are cheating us out of millions for recycling and carbon green taxes to dump this ******’ waste 155 miles from whence it derived, ****’s, I would shoot all of them, and stick them in a landfill in Birmingham, and cover it with cement, where’s Tony Soprano when you need him ??

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instead of my usual moaning & winging, I thought I would look on the slightly more cheerful side today, since I have finished my new video, my album's coming out and we have a full US campaign planned coming up...  I thought I would 'big myself up' for as change, and get everyone over to uTube.cok to view my new video, make comments, and ofcourse purchase my new record (well at least some trax...)

here it is you ungrateful ****'*:  http://www.youtube.com/marshallstarvideo  don't say I didn't give you a chance, when I was feeling fairly reasonable, coz' tomorrow (or eeerr  Monday), I am back on my ******' beat every ****** up)

What can you say about the self-gloating little middle manager turd I heard on R4 this-morning boasting about the humungous profits Sainbury's are racking up, (ripping off the Public), and then in the same sentence he's telling how food prices are rocketing due to blah blah blah... well the reason food prices are rocketing is because the rip-off **** Supermarkets are ripping everybody off. Things like milk, rice, pasta, fruit, veg, butter, bread (deerr.. is this a shopping list ??) prices need to be set in stone by government legislation... ofcourse Supermarkets still continue to sell us complete crap like crisps and Pringles as loss-leaders coz' they know we don't really need them... well **** you Sainsbury's, **** you Gordon Brown, I am taking up crime, and my first job is shoplifting from the Supermarkets , bunch of rip-off greedy ********..

oh...  and on a slightly lighter note, my new video's are over at uTube.cok...  just follow the link from my web page www.marshallstar.co.uk    niiicceeee...