4 posts from September 2008

its nice to be in the charts with COLDPLAY,,,  I just had a phone call from Chris Martin, asking if I could go round and dye Gwyno's hair, but, I said, wot you f***** talking about Chrisso, I ain't a hair dyer, and I'm so f***** ugly today I can't even bear to looksie at myself in the f***** mirror, let alone come round your house or even attend my own birthday party (even though its not my birthday eeerrrmmm..  Chrisso baby)...  and that f***** album of yours its only no. 22 compared with my f***** record which is at no.8 with a bullet, and Chris replied, well I don't care about the WMPG charts because I'm no.1 in my own mind, so f*** off Marshall Star.....  anyway I'm not with Gywnnie any more ,,  coz she's a f***** ****, I'm having an affair with Jo Whiley, so just forget I said anything about the hair thing, coz I was just imagining that in my eerrrmm .. own mind...  I never liked you anyway, you with yeeerr electro blues rubbish and screamy f***** singing..  and one more thing you smelly bag lady pop tart (I had to put the phone down at this point - he was ranting)

WMPG RADIO 200 CHART for CMJ, as reported 9/2/08 by Klarissa Austin, WMPG Rock Director.

1 BLACK KIDS Partie Traumatic
2 SCARLET BLONDE Bedroom Superstars
3 THE FAINT Fasciinatiion
4 WATSON TWINS Fire Songs
5 OKKERVIL RIVER The Stand Ins
6 LADYTRON Velocifero
7 HERCULES AND LOVE AFFAIR Hercules And Love Affair
8 MARSHALL STAR Cosmos
9 SOLTERO You're No Dream
10 CSS Donkey
11 TILLY AND THE WALL O
12 RA RA RIOT The Rhumb Line
13 REDFLECKS They Shiny Part
14 TING TINGS We Started Nothing
15 PASSIVE AGGRESSIVES Conflict Resolution Self-Released
16 DANDY WARHOLS ...Earth To The Dandy Warhols...Beat The World
17 I HEART HIROSHIMA Tuff Teef
18 HIGH DECIBELS HD
19 BECK Modern Guilt
20 EXPERIMENTAL DENTAL SCHOOL Jane Doe Loves Me
21 VIOLENT FEMMES "Crazy" [Single]
22 COLDPLAY Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends
23 FUJIYA AND MIYAGI Lightbulbs
24 CALICO HORSE Mirror
25 MY BRIGHTEST DIAMOND A Thousand Shark’s Teeth
26 CALEXICO Carried To Dust
27 BROKEN WEST Now Or Heaven
28 FADED PAPER FIGURES Dynamo
29 FLEET FOXES Fleet Foxes
30 MAD GREGS Big Nun

the heat seems to be turning up on Radio Play for my record in North America now , its lovely to get support for your music... watching the Mercury Music Awards I am trying to imagine how this reflects anything that is going on in music - what a dreadful and depressing line up,, you wonder how they get to these things... I for one, know, its obligatory to turn up & perform at the Ceremony, as I got the contract they make you sign.. and BURIAL couldn't even be bothered to come along, so are they in breach of contract - will the Mercury's sue - no, of-course not, its all about the money to them,,, it would be right for anyone else to sue the Mercury's though, as someone else could have had the opportunity that Burial turned down.... - its a rubbish and out-of-date record, atmospheric garage rubbish that Kraftwerk would have laughed at 20 years ago, bedroom production.... and as Elbow win, you wonder whether they really need £20,000. prize money ??.. and really is Elbow all we have ?? Where does Alison Krauss come in to all this, I thought she was American, why not have The Raconteurs, and a load of other bands -- where were people like Goldfrapp, you couldn't get away from her in the magazines this year, and yet not a birdy on the Mercury's,,, all bizarre, its obviously all an inside job, just more cynical money making from the majors... Kevin Milburn, the twat in charge of it all should be f***** strung up, the Ceremony looked so amateur, and unglamorous, it had the sheen of my local village hall about it, everything leading to an anticlimax of bombastic overblown and under talented Elbow, this is a band that makes The Specials look glamorous... (you know , as they all wear suits!).. why are lads wearing brown suits and porkpie hats, what does it mean - is it the new Uniform of the tune-bypass generation!!??? and, who, in a few years time will be residing in the same pile as all the other winners over the years , the 'where are they now bin'.. because these are records chosen by hacks and not punters or anyone who knows anything about songs or music - When Simon Cowell's X-Factor is just about the funniest most interesting and entertaining thing on TV you wonder where The Mercury's stands in all this - I reckon about nowhere.. Get Simon judging The Mercury's, you may have a show then... the only one who did anything out of it was Lauren Laverne, as she looked fantastic and glamorous, (but not in a cheesy film star catwalk manner), and thought-on-her-feet as ever.. about the only thing worth watching on it..

PIG WITH LIPSTICK

Obama could be right ?? It was a bit of a faux pas, but you gotta give it to him - he really hates Sarah Palin, and no wonder, what an absolutely reprehensible person she is - I'm trying to think what type of character she may represent in America, they must be out there somewhere ??! Wouldn't it be a terrible world if it were one populated by Sarah Palins, the ironic hilarity being her own daughter’s pregnancy out of wedlock!! She is sorta like Margaret Thatcher with even less humanity. It couldn't happen over here or in France could it ? Ignoramousnesses like Sarah Palin would try to strip women of the right to do what they like with their own bodies, and advocate running around the countryside with guns murdering animals that mean us no harm, can't protect themselves, and have fat chance of escaping the fat greasy hands that pull the triggers on them, then she uses God as an excuse for this murderous activity, as if it were in the Bible or something - they'll find something in there to fit they sick fetishness, but nowhere have I ever seen, ‘take up a gun and run around shooting anything that moves’ in any Bible, and I went to Convent School. And, on to her Politics, she has got there with bullying, Political numbleskullness masquerading as Religious Zealotry, getting many sacked who got in her way through bullying, intimidation, , and all in the name of God. You , me, and Obama, know why she has been put there, because she is Governor of about the only place left in The Americas with any money left lying beneath the ground,, it all boils down to Oil and money,,, Obama hates her, and he may be right.

and the heat is on in my Radio listings, here where its getting played - no mean feat !!

Report: September 8th, 2008   Project: Marshall Star

freckin' Customer Services, why it is quite called that - who invented Customer Services, I realise I haven't vented my speen at Customer Services for a while here, but, have of course (inevitably) speened it in every other way, apart from attending a couple of Call Centre myself and shooting the freckers,, all you can do is shout at them down the phone until they disconnect you, which of course they always do, because as soon as you start talking to you they are picking their teeth and ignoring what you've said... what I Love is the ridiculous phrases they have for every now, Irony piled upon Irony is the fact that they are called Customer Services, because you know for a fact that they don't want to give you any service and you certainly don't count as a customer , they just want to get your money and get you to freck off the phone as soon as possible so they can rip someone else off... I just spent a good few days choosing options with BT that lead to nowhere, they have this thing where you make selections, and , if they do an automated test on your line and it say it is working OK, it just cuts you off... yes, that's right, just freckin-well cuts you off... if your enquiry related to the fault doesn't fit in with any of the categories on their freckin help Menu, you're F*****.. well and truly... Customer Services .. C****, the lot of 'em... I had a twatto saying that your fault had been 'shut down',, what the f*** does that gobbledegook mean, its not even English.. have they lifted it from the Matrix, or some Nuclear disaster movie from the 70's... 'shut down'... I'd like to shut them down, and with a strong piece of my telephone cable round their f***** necks... then, in the Bank today - has anyone noticed now that you can't just go in, and take out some money, or pay in some money (fat chance in my case!).. you have to be asked 10 million freckin' f*****' questions about whether you need Insurance, Loans, Financial meeting to assess your finances, blah ******' blah - as IF !!! with all the Banks F***** one would hardly take their advice would one, Fannie Twats, and Uncle Bob, or whatever nice friendly family name they gave these mortgage rip-off companies in the States... you wouldn't trust them with advice would you ????!! then, to cap it all, you can't just say goodbye and get out of the Bank quickly, minding your own business, its always 'Will there be anything else' ?? well yes, please, come home and make my dinner, hold my vibrator, and hoover up - OFCOURSE there isn't anything else is there ???!!! otherwise you would have said wouldn't you - they have to invade your personal ******' space don't they - there's a reason why Fundamentalists are called Fundamentalists - its because its Fun, and they're mental, and that's what I'm becoming ,, cos I feel like blowing up my local branch of Lloyds TSB ... C****

AND , on a lighter cheerier note, here's my latest fabboe poptastic tune, which may go on my next record...  and...  to top it all I am getting some great Radio play in the USA at the moment...  life is looking eeerrr up..

Sayonara-ROCK!

marshall star

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a thanks to those stations playing me across the USA ....  love ya!!!

Report: September 1st, 2008   Project: Marshall Star

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