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de-tune, implode, chill-in

2009-09-30T12:58:16Z

just tuned the teli in to the new digitarse signal and found myself watching 'Loose Women'............., before you know I'll be slumped every afternoon, in my pants, large belly bulging over my elasticated waistline, porridge spilled down my vest...

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Miss Dynamo

2009-09-09T10:03:32Z

There's a reason why Speech Debelle's album has sold less than 3000 copies, it's rubbish, the amateur ramblings of someone who thought there were homeless, but, was in-fact was in eerrr homes, yes, it wasn't very nice, but for the millions of chi...

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Avril Lavigne

2009-09-08T07:49:47Z

I had just been sniffing, no, not cocaine, you naughty doo-goooders... Avril Lavigne's new fragrance... it's just what we need, Avril's new smell, .. I heard she had been working day and night, her chubby little legs folded under a bench, her ...

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Muse Winehouses !

2009-09-07T16:18:01Z

if anyone knows what the point of Muse is please let me know... Public School twats from the Home Counties (the rich part), they've gone and done it, and taken almost the whole riff from the Doctor Who theme tune as their new single, to a Gary G...

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It's a Rat!

2009-09-07T07:37:40Z

I have to admit to feeling completely sick this-morning, having just seen the 32" Rat that has been discovered in Papau new Guinea... They might think its a cute little (!), fluffy rodent, personally, I am thanking the Lord Jesus that its a long...

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cuff me, i'm dangerous

2009-09-03T09:15:48Z

I have to put my hand up to a serious crime, go on guv, cuff me, coz Im dangerous I am ! it's me that's been tapping the Royal-duel boy's phones, yes that's right, I've been on the ol' wire-tap, gettin' a bit of dirt on the lads wheelings and de...

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Libya, Scotland, Big Brother, and Oasis

2009-09-02T07:32:10Z

as the Libyan row (or perhaps it should be renamed the Scottish row) rages on, I was struck down with a feather last night when I realised why they actually let out Megrahi... as the media keeps on with it (because its only the media making some...

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he's about as Bonkers as my Dad

2009-09-01T08:20:18Z

he's a bit like yeerrr Dad isn't he, up there barking some rubbish about staying in bed late, his Mum has been shouting up the stairs 'GET UP, GET TO WORK YER LAZY C***)', he's so bloody crazy, ooohhh bonkers, he might go out later and buy some c...

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bloody sax

2009-09-01T07:39:50Z

I wish he'd stop going on about that Sax, you know, my Sax is on Fire, song aside they're just about the best band around at the moment aren't they?, I was watching the highlights from the Reading Festival, and, apart admiring the new slim line v...

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just been puking

2009-08-28T09:23:36Z

I had been innocently listening to the radio, The Archers, Housewives Choice, Ed Stewpot (Jo Wylie), then wham bam, I found myself bent over the sink puking me guts uurrrrpppp... because they had just been talking about men lactating, yes , that...

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